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Pinoy Nga Naman
at a Megalink ATM:
"OOF LINE"
On a wall in Laloma street, a sign says "HULI IHI,
PUTOL
TITI"
Nakasulat sa pader: "MARUNONG KA BANG KUMAHOL?ASO LANG
ANG UMIIHI DITO!"
along a highway in Pampanga: "WE MAKE MODERN
ANTIQUE FURNITURE" more
here...
Edu: Saang movie
matatagpuan ang phrase na "Yabadabadoo"?
Allan: Scoobydoo.
Edu : Ano ang Tagalog ng sideburns?
Contestant : Ibon!
Edu: Anong uri ng halaman ang tumitiklop kapag ito'y nahawakan?
Contestant: Hiya-hiya!
Edu: Bakit hindi mo binoto si Jeffrey Quizon?
Leo Martinez: Kasi kulot sya.
Edu: Anong ibig sabihin ng IQ?
Jeffrey Quizon: Ahh...Intelligence Quotation?!? more
here...
You are the
Weakest Link... Goodbye!
Pogi Points
This pogi
point-system was created by Argee Guevarra, a UP law student (or
recent graduate) who writes a column in Business Day, a
newspaper. For a more contemporary understanding of how to score
pogi points, I devised a system of prescribing pogi points to
male accessories and any other attribute which might
significantly contribute to a guy's gross human worth, exempting
any facial distortions. Medyo ni-revise lang namin.... more here
ANG LABO N'YO MEN If you smile at them, they
think pa cute ka.
If you don't naman, sasabihan kang suplada.
If you respond to his love agad, they think you're easy to
get.
If it took you years to decide, sobra kang pa hard to get.
If you go out with him alone, sasabihan kang liberated.
Kapag may chaperon along, bad trip kase madidisturb.
If you go out with another guy, tingin sa yo playgirl... more
here
