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Pinoy Nga Naman

at a Megalink ATM: "OOF LINE"

On a wall in Laloma street, a sign says "HULI IHI, PUTOL TITI"

Nakasulat sa pader: "MARUNONG KA BANG KUMAHOL?ASO LANG ANG UMIIHI DITO!"

along a highway in Pampanga: "WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE"

on a building in Cebu: Atty. Domingo Carriedo "NOTARY PUBLIC TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO"

on a self-service restaurant in Cebu: "PLEASE HELP OUR COMFORT ROOM CLEAN

in a Baguio grocery: "FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE"

on a house beside an auto repair shop: "NO PARKING AND REPAIR HERE"

signs at PHILCOA - "NO CROSSING. PEDESTRIANS WILL BE APPREHENDED"

in Baguio Country Club - "TEMPORARY CLOSE"

in Cubao: "NONE ID, NOTHING ENTRY"

on a parking lot: "TAXI AND OUTSIDE CAR NOT ALLOWED"

office clinic in Sta. Cruz: "DR. SAKIM A. MORGE. MD."

along Luneta boulevard: "BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD"

on Jeepney and Bus signs - "BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE Get the ON BEFORE Get the OFF"

on a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue: WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS"
on a delivery truck: "NOT FOR HERE"

on window of a restaurant in Baguio: "WANTED: BOY WAITRESS"

on a street in San Juan: "BAWAL MAGTAPON NG
BINALOT NA TAE RITO"

A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a
university "PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN."

At a men's comfort room, above a urinal - "HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN"

On a truck - "KUNG NABABASA MO 'TO, PAG-NAUTOT AKO MAAAMOY MO"

at a construction site in Mandaluyong - "BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG

somewhere along San Andres: "NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS"

vacant lot near makati ave.: "DON'T PARKING"

at an eatery in Cebu: WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL"

At Men's urinal in Robinson's ERMITA: "Please come
closer, it's not as long as you think..."

Usually infront of banks or hardwares: "For COSTUMER PARKING ONLY" ( kailangan siguro naka-costume ka )

Inside a famous casual dining restaurant, on the wall, there's a decal that says: "THANK YOU FOR YOUR COORPORATION"...( buti na lang ka-o-open pa lang, as in Opening Day, noong makita ko...)

In Balut, TONDO, you can read a painted writing on the wall: "BAWAL MAGSULAT DITO, DAHIL BUBURAHIN KO RIN"