He,
She HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out! SHE: Okay, get out!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!! more
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Math
Homework
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven.
Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."... more
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Filipino
making a
Long Distance Phone Call Operator: AT&T How may I help you? Pinoy: Heyloow. Ay wud like to long distans da Pilipins,
plis. Operator: Name of the party you're calling? Pinoy: Aybegyurpardon? Can you repit agen plis? Operator: What is the name of the person you are calling?
....... more
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