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Connection A 75-year-old man goes to see his doctor for a physical. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?" And the man says, "Oh God and Me? We're close. We have a real bond, he's good to me! Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and when I leave, he turns it back off." Upon hearing his patient's proclamation the doctor is astonished. He called the man's wife and says, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?" And the man's wife replies... "That idiot! He's been peeing in the refrigerator again!" |
